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The dentist ruined my face.  Yes loyal readers, I have disappeared from my blog, left you all waiting to hear about my wonderful trip to Spain and my recent frolickings and kitchen musings, all the while I was trying to put my face back together.  Well, my lip mostly to be exact, but yes, my face.  I’d like to say that I was thinking about you all every day I didn’t write, but to be honest, I was really spending every minute inspecting my stitches to be sure I wouldn’t permanently look like the Joker.  What happened you ask?

Well, a routine loose filling fix went awry.  Not enough Novocaine caused me to wretch away from the dentist, allowing his drill to pull through my lip and cheek, leaving me Jokerified.  Well at least I thought I was fully Jokerified until the swelling went down and the messy bleeding stopped and I only needed 1/4 inch of my cheek stictched up.  Now that my face is back to normal, I promise to stop being the vain human I am and give back to you, my readers.  Enjoy these cupcakes.  However, make sure you brush your teeth after eating–no cavity is worth it anymore…

Rawr.

Ingredients:

  • Box of super moist yellow cake mix, butter recipe
  • 1 1/4 cups water
  • 3 eggs
  • 1 1/2 teaspoons (or more to taste) lavender extract

For the frosting

  • 1 8 ounce package cream cheese
  • 1/2 stick butter
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla
  • 1 teaspoon lemon juice (or more to taste)
  • 1/2 cup powdered sugar
  • 1/4 cup honey
  • 1/4 teaspoon lavender extract

Prepare the cake mix according directions on the box, mixing in the lavender. Spread over 24 muffin tins, with liners.  Bake according to the package.

For the cream cheese frosting, beat together everything but the honey.  Then beat in the honey and beat until fluffy.   Keep cupcakes refrigerated.

Makes 24 cupcakes.

Updates to come…

Nothing like a bocadillo in the Spring, Madrid sun…

I have been commonly known around both work and with friends for my strange celebrity crushes.  Mark Harmon, Miley Cyrus…the list goes on.  However, my newest crush, Arnold Vosloo, is for many different reasons.  Not only did he star in the Mummy movies, some of my absolute favs (with a soundtrack that helped get me into metal music \m/), but he finds a way into every crime drama I love. So Arnold Vosloo, your acting in Bones, NCIS, Psych, and a slew of other television shows gets this dish dedicated to your bald little head.  Enjoy, because this is hands down on of the top 5 things I have ever made.

And let’s just ignore that you are the same age of my parents…

Adapted from the Barefoot Contessa Family Style cookbook

Ingredients:

  • 3 whole (6 split) chicken breasts, bone in, skin on
  • 3 tablespoons olive oil
  • Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper
  • 5 cups chicken stock, preferably homemade
  • 2 chicken bouillon cubes
  • 12 tablespoons (1 1/2 sticks) unsalted butter
  • 2 cups chopped yellow onions (2 onions)
  • 3/4 cup flour
  • 1/4 cup heavy cream
  • 2 cups medium-diced carrots (4 carrots), blanched for 2 minutes  (I just used 10 ounces of frozen chopped carrots instead.  Lazy!)
  • 1 10-ounce package frozen peas (2 cups)
  • 1 1/2 cups frozen small whole onions
  • 1/2 cup minced fresh parsley

For the biscuits:

  • 2 cups flour
  • 1 tablespoon baking powder
  • 1 teaspoon kosher salt
  • 1 teaspoon sugar
  • 1/4 pound (1 stick) cold unsalted butter, diced
  • 3/4 cup half-and-half
  • 1/2 cup chopped fresh parsley
  • 1 egg mixed with 1 tablespoon water, for egg wash

Directions:

Preheat the oven to 375 degrees. Place the chicken breasts on a sheet pan and rub them with olive oil. Sprinkle generously with salt and pepper. Roast for 35 to 40 minutes, or until cooked through. Set aside until cool enough to handle, then remove the meat from the bones and discard the skin. Cut the chicken into large dice. You will have 4 to 6 cups of cubed chicken.

In a small saucepan, heat the chicken stock and dissolve the bouillon cubes in the stock.

In a large pot or Dutch oven, melt the butter and

saute the onions over medium-low heat for 10 to 15 minutes, until translucent.

Add the flour and cook over low heat, stirring constantly, for 2 minutes. Add the hot chicken stock to the sauce. Simmer over low heat for 1 more minute, stirring, until thick.

Add 2 teaspoons salt (I didn’t add this, I thought it was salty enough already), 1/2 teaspoon pepper, and the heavy cream.

Add the cubed chicken, carrots, peas, onions, and parsley.

Mix well. Place the stew in a 10 x 13 x 2-inch oval or rectangular baking dish. Place the baking dish on a sheet pan lined with parchment or wax paper. Bake for 15 minutes.

Meanwhile, make the biscuits. Combine the flour, baking powder, salt, and sugar in the bowl of an electric mixer fitted with the paddle attachment. Add the butter and mix on low speed until the butter is the size of peas. Add the half-and-half and combine on low speed. Mix in the parsley. Dump the dough out on a well-floured board and, with a rolling pin, roll out to 3/8-inch thick. Cut out twelve circles with a 2 1/2-inch round cutter.

Remove the stew from the oven and arrange the biscuits on top of the filling. Brush them with egg wash, and return the dish to the oven. Bake for another 20 to 30 minutes, until the biscuits are brown and the stew is bubbly.

Note:  To make in advance, refrigerate the chicken stew and biscuits separately. Bake the stew for 25 minutes, then place the biscuits on top, and bake for another 30 minutes, until done.

Overnight Oats

This is my new obsession.  Making oatmeal at work is awful.  Our microwave is older than I am.  If I want to make quick (and the most voluminous) oats, I would need a microwaveable safe bowl that I would have to hand wash (ew) and I would have to cart in anything I want to mix in.  Overnight oats you can throw together the night before, or early that morning, require no cooking and are completely customizable.  Now don’t go and get all granola on this stuff and throw in too many raisins, honey and high calorie nuts and fruits and ruin a good low calorie thing.

Here is my favorite recipe which totals to around 200 calories, but hey, do whatever makes your little raw, oaty heart happy.

Ingredients:

  • 1/2 cup old fashioned oats (The type that take 2-5 minutes or so in the microwave.)
  • 3/4 cup – 1 cup (based on taste) unsweetened almond milk (around 40 cals a cup)
  • 1/8 teaspoon vanilla
  • 1/8 teaspoon cinnamon
  • 1 Splenda

Mix ingredients and cover.  Let rest in the fridge for at least an hour or overnight.  Enjoy!

Yes, that is my rug.  My brilliant roommate found the only place in our apartment at dusk that gets good light and doesn’t have weird fracturing lighty things.  I think I really need to invest in a light box and a dictionary.  Look forward to more rug shots in the future my loves.

I hate zesting.  More than anything in the whole entire world.  More than the relentless coverage of Lindsay Lohan’s clothes during her stupid necklace trial, more than dark lip liner with light lipstick, and even more than I hate ferrets (furry, smelly spawns of satan).  However, zesting can have its triumphs and this is one.  Don’t get me wrong–it does make me want as many children as possible so I can force them to zest and chop vegetables and do all the things I hate for me–but these muffins are incredible.  I got this recipe from Fresh Direct and it comes from the Staff Meals from Chanterelle cookbook.  It is so easy and so delicious, plus each muffin is only a little over 200 calories.  Makes 12 muffins.

Ingredients:

  • 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
  • 1 cup cornmeal
  • 1/2 cup sugar
  • 2 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
  • 1 teaspoon baking soda
  • Good pinch of coarse (kosher) salt
  • Grated zest of 1 orange
  • 2 large eggs
  • 1 1/2 cups buttermilk
  • 4 tablespoons (1/2 stick) unsalted butter, melted and cooled
  • 1/4 cup canola or other vegetable oil
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract

Preheat the oven to 350°F. Lightly butter a 12-cup muffin tin. Combine the flour, cornmeal, sugar, baking powder, baking soda, salt, and orange zest in a large bowl and whisk thoroughly to mix; set aside.

Using the whisk, beat the eggs in a medium-size bowl,

then add the buttermilk, melted butter, oil, and vanilla and whisk well to blend.

Pour the mixture into the flour mixture and whisk just until the dry ingredients are moistened; do not over-mix.

Spoon the batter into the prepared muffin cups, filling each almost to the top.

Bake until risen and very lightly browned, 15 to 20 minutes or a toothpick inserted into the center of a muffin will come out clean.  Makes 12 muffins.

First, I would like to thank Theraflu for this post, because without thee, I would still be hacking up a storm and be even more cranky than I am in general (Yes, that is possible).

I’ve spent the past week unabashedly eating Girl Scout cookies by the sleeve (Have you tried the Lemonades? Holy Jesus!).  So in penance, I decided to rid my pantry of all things that are not fruits or veggies.  I had a ton of leftover cheddar cheese from making my Shepherd’s Pie and I needed to do something with it quick.  Shredded cheddar and peanut butter are on the list of things I am not allowed to have in the house because I will attack them with a spoon or my face.  Or both.  Multiple times.  I did some research on making savory muffins and I combined a bunch of recipes together here.  I made a few major changes in relation to the recipes I’ve read, including decreasing the size, using a 12 muffin tin and using almond milk.  I wanted to use almond milk, not only because I had it in the house, but because it is 1/3rd the calories of milk and has vitamin E (for my luscious locks).  This is a very clean palate recipe–you can switch up the cheddar with any cheese, add some dried herbs instead of cayenne, or even switch up your choice of hot pepper.  Please enjoy.

Ingredients:

  • 2 cups all-purpose flour
  • 1 tablespoon sugar
  • 3 teaspoons baking powder
  • 1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper
  • pinch of salt
  • 1/2 teaspoon coarsely ground pepper
  • 1 egg
  • 1-1/4 cups unsweetened almond milk  (You can use regular milk. However, unsweetened almond milk is only 40 calories per cup, compared to regular whole milk at 150 calories.)
  • 2 tablespoons vegetable oil
  • 1 cup (4 ounces) shredded extra sharp cheddar cheese

In a bowl, whisk the egg, milk and oil.

Add the flour, sugar, baking powder, cayenne, salt and pepper.  Stir in cheese.

Fill muffins cups lined with paper liners or coated with cooking spray two-thirds full.

Bake at 375° for 25 minutes or until a toothpick comes out clean. Makes 1 dozen muffins.

Each muffin is around 150 calories.

Shepherd’s Pie

Every woman needs an arsenal of man foods.  I’m not saying these are foods that we ladies can’t enjoy, but ones that are especially impressive to make for a man.  However, since I am the queen of awkward, I find a way not to put enough meat in the pie and I make Shepherd’s Pie soup, but that’s a different story.  Enjoy some Shepherd’s Pie, man optional.

Adapted from Alton Brown

Ingredients:

  • 1 1/2 pounds russet potatoes
  • 4 ounces Neuchâtel cheese
  • Splash half and half
  • 3/4 teaspoon kosher salt
  • 1/4 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
  • 1 cup of shredded cheddar (optional)
  • 1 egg yolk
  • 2 tablespoons olive oil
  • 1 chopped onion
  • 2 cloves garlic, minced
  • 1 1/2 pounds ground beef
  • 1 teaspoon kosher salt
  • 1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
  • 2 tablespoons all-purpose flour
  • 2 teaspoons tomato paste
  • 1 cup chicken broth
  • 1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
  • 1 1/2 teaspoons dried and crushed rosemary leaves
  • 1 teaspoon dried and crushed thyme leaves
  • 1, 10 ounce, box of frozen mixed vegetables, preferably corn, peas, green beans and the like

Directions:

Peel the potatoes and cut into 1/2-inch dice. Place in a medium saucepan and cover with cold water. Set over high heat, cover and bring to a boil. Once boiling, uncover, decrease the heat to maintain a simmer and cook until tender and easily crushed with tongs, approximately 10 to 15 minutes. Drain the potatoes in a colander and then return to the saucepan. Mash the potatoes and then add the half and half, Neuchâtel cheese, salt and pepper and continue to mash until smooth. Stir in the yolk and optional cheddar until well combined.

Preheat the oven to 400 degrees.

While the potatoes are cooking, prepare the filling. Place the canola oil into a 12-inch saute pan and set over medium high heat. Once the oil shimmers, add the onion and saute just until it begins to take on color, approximately 3 to 4 minutes. Add the garlic and stir to combine. Add the beef, salt and pepper and cook until browned and cooked through, approximately 3 minutes. Sprinkle the meat with the flour and toss to coat, continuing to cook for another minute. Add the tomato paste, chicken broth, Worcestershire, rosemary, thyme, and stir to combine. Bring to a boil, reduce the heat to low, cover and simmer slowly 10 to 12 minutes or until the sauce is thickened slightly.

Add the frozen veggies to the beef mixture and spread evenly into an 11 by 7-inch glass baking dish. Top with the mashed potatoes, starting around the edges to create a seal to prevent the mixture from bubbling up and smooth with a rubber spatula.

I was on the phone with the girlfriend while piping the potatoes.  So sue me.

Place on a parchment lined half sheet pan on the middle rack of the oven and bake for 25 minutes or just until the potatoes begin to brown. Remove to a cooling rack for at least 15 minutes before serving.

This man couldn’t keep his hands out of the pie.

Luckily he’s cute, so I forgive him.

Curried Lentil Soup

Lentils are the Jillian Michaels of seedy things, a powerhouse–just a little less angry looking.  They have a ton of protein, fiber and iron and are very filling.  I saw this recipe on Oh She Glows and stared at it for way too long before I could find the time to make it.  My apartment may reek of curry, but it’s totally worth it.  This soup is awesome and so inexpensive to make.  Not to mention, it’s completely vegan.

Adapted from Oh She Glows

Ingredients:

  • 2 tablespoons olive oil
  • 1.5 cups chopped onion (approx 1 medium onion)
  • 1 large carrot, chopped
  • 2 large garlic cloves, finely chopped
  • 1.5-2 tablespoons curry powder
  • 1 cup uncooked green lentils, rinsed and picked over
  • 4 cups water
  • 1 tablespoon fresh lemon juice
  • Kosher salt & black pepper, to taste

Heat olive oil in heavy large skillet or pot over medium heat. Add chopped onion and carrot and sprinkle with salt and pepper. Cook until onion is translucent, stirring occasionally, about 5 minutes or so.

Add finely chopped garlic and stir until vegetables are soft but not brown, about 5 minutes longer. Reduce heat if necessary to avoid burning.

Add curry powder. I started with 1.5 tablespoons. Now, add the rinsed uncooked lentils and 4 cups water. Season with a sprinkle of kosher salt and pepper, add in lemon juice, and bring to a boil. Reduce heat to medium and simmer until lentils are tender, about 30 minutes.

When lentils are tender, blend half the soup in the blender and return to pot with unblended soup. Season to taste with salt, pepper, and additional curry powder, if desired.

 


Makes 4 servings at around 200 calories each.

First, Happy Birthday Little Mommies!  You be old :) .

Alright kids, it’s story time.  One cold, rainy, ice stormy, day in February, seemingly like all the others in 2011, a young Twofacedchef set out to make a Cap’n Crunch-laden cookies at the request of her compatriots for a Super Bowl party.  She measured, she poured, and mixed to her heart’s content.  She found herself tasting the wonderful peanuttery batter and oohing and aahing over the flavor and texture.  She put the cookies in the oven and they baked and browned and were removed and then something terrible happened…they tasted awful!  This young broad was overcome with sorrow, knowing that many were waiting for said cookie and that they would be sorely disappointed.  She let the cookies cool and wrapped them up to bring anyways  to share as a flop or maybe become cat food.  The next morning said “chef” was woken by a squeal of delight!  Her roommate thought the cookies were delicious and did not understand the Twofacedchef’s dismay.  The cautious chef reached out and tasted a cookie and cried in success!  The cookies were eaten and quickly became a favorite at the Super Bowl party.

The moral of this story?  Do not judge a cookie before it cools.  And like world peace or something.

Due to my upset nature over the cookie, I violently deleted the photos.  Here is the recipe and some wonderful pictures if you would like to try the recipe.  http://picky-palate.com/2010/06/10/capn-crunch-peanut-butter-cookie-stackers/

Oh, and I doubled the amount of Cap’n Crunch because I’m a lush.  So sue me.

Hi everyone.  This is Little Mommies guest posting again for two reasons:  One–Jess has been working 24/7 and has had no time to cook.  And two–I made this amazing bread, but it has olives in it.  Unfortunately, Jess is olivephopic and doesn’t condone this post, so I am the designated writer.  This is a wonderful, no knead, rustic, yeast bread that can be prepared and risen the day before and baked fresh the same day as serving.  It is quite flavorful with specks of salty olives throughout and just a hint of rosemary.  Absolutely delicious.  I made this bread for Sassy Sindy’s (To meet Sassy Sindy, click here: http://twofacedchef.com/2010/12/12/aunt-sindys-sassy-spears/) annual New Year’s Day Brunch.  Since I didn’t want to get up at 3am to make the homemade yeast bread that Sassy Sindy requested, I adapted this recipe to the food processor and allowed it to do its third rising overnight in the refrigerator; thus enabling me to do all the hard work the day before.  This is a great project for all of you who are stuck home in the snow/ice storms that are assaulting our country.

 

 

Adapted from: http://allrecipes.com//Recipe/mediterranean-black-olive-bread/Detail.aspx

Ingredients

  • 3 cups bread flour
  • 2 teaspoons active dry yeast
  • 2 tablespoons white sugar
  • 1 teaspoon salt
  • 1/2 cup Kalamata black olives, drained and dried
  • 1 tablespoon rosemary
  • 3 tablespoons olive oil
  • 1 1/4 cups warm water (110 degrees F)
  • 1 tablespoon cornmeal

 

Lightly oil a large bowl with olive oil.

In food processor fitted with steel blade, measure in flour, yeast, sugar, salt, olives, rosemary, and olive oil.  Pulse 3 times to mix.

Add water through feed tube while machine is running. 

Process for about 20 seconds or until dough forms a ball.  Do not overprocess or the heat of the machine can kill the yeast.

If dough feels too sticky, add 1 to 2 tablespoons more flour and pulse a few times to incorporate.  Do not overmix.

Transfer dough to prepared bowl.  Cover with a dish towel and set aside in a warm place and let rise about 45 minutes.

 

After rising, punch down dough, shape it into a round and place back in bowl and let rise until double in size, about 30 to 45 minutes.

 

 This is what it looks like after the second rise.

  Lightly oil baking sheet and dust with cornmeal.

 

Gently turn loaf out onto pan.  Gently brush with very little olive oil.  Cover with a dish towel and place in refrigerator to rise overnight.

 

Take bread out of refrigerator for one to two hours before baking to warm up. Preheat oven to 450 degrees.  While oven is preheating, put a pan of water in the bottom of the oven.  The steam the water creates in the oven helps create a crunchy crust. Bake loaf at 450 degrees for 15 minutes. Reduce heat to 375 degrees. Bake for 30 more minutes, or until done. Cover bread with foil if it starts to brown too quickly.  The bread is done when it is golden brown and sounds hollow when tapped on bottom with your fingers.  Yes, it hurts to test the hot bread!  Let bread cool on a rack for about 15 minutes before serving.  Serve warm or at room temperature.  Makes 1 loaf.

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