A lot of bloggers have been using this time of year when there is a lull in cooking before the holiday storm to write up Christmas lists. These lists range from what they want and what they think people might want to what no one really wants, but they need crap to talk about or need to promote something that someone sponsored them to. Since my blog is about 6 months old, and obviously old enough to make its own decisions, (at least I’m sure that’s what I thought at that age, an idea developed through the regression of trends of my older years) I am going to write my Christmas list.
First, starting simple, I want my own chocolate tempering machine.
http://www.chocovision.com/choco/site/index.htm
No matter how good I am at baking, people are always most amazed by the chocolates that I make. Alas, unless they are made with white chocolate candy melts or made with other cheap chocolate, I must make them when I am home in my mother’s machine. Therefore, I deserve this measly $500 machine if you really love me.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=30312332&ref=cat1_list_5
This. I want this. I’m not really sure what it is, but it costs $500 on Etsy, so it must be special. Therefore, I must have it.
http://www.hammacher.com/publish/74067.asp?promo=xsells
Next, I want this. The fact that this has been made means that it belongs in my home. Yes it sings, yes it moves, but the best part is the karaoke feature, so you can sing along with Elvis. What else could a woman want?
http://www.hollywoodtoysandcostumes.com/1661103.html?zmae=live&zmam=99371410&zmas=2&zmac=18&zmap=1661103
This is the top of the list right here. I don’t just want this costume. I NEED this costume. If you love it enough to purchase it for me, I will promise to wear it EVERYWHERE. To work, to the gym. Just imagine the people now. Look! There’s Optimus Prime in the gym! The subway! We are all saved!
Lastly…
dun
dun
dun
A girl can dream…Right…?
…TO THE BAT CAVE.
Happy Holidays!
